The Republic of Saint God Lanion is a large, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 50 million Saint God Lanionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Saint God Lanionian economy, worth 2.46 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,288 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint God Lanion's national animal is the Orca.

Saint God Lanion is ranked 278,392^nd in the world and 4,813^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.68 kickbacks per hour.